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Illogically Logical

from Upper Class by Scrottum

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I always win in every argument I have
My logic is bullet proof, man
Nothing anyone says can defeat my brain
So the best thing that you can do is turn around
And walk the other way

When I was little I made a rule
The person who finds the glass bottle is the one who gets to break it
Then my friend found one, but I took it
"Hey I found that!"
Yeah well I touched it first

That's just a minor example
But the basic concept you need to know
I get to make up rules as I go along

I can go through red lights if there's not much traffic
I'll just tell the cop
It's okay. I'm Corey so I'm justified
The light doesn't fully apply to me
"Oh by all means, sir. Please proceed."

If I make big splashes in the swimming pool
And some kid's parents get pissed as if I broke a rule
It's like
I've been swimming a lot longer than your kids
I've been doing cannon balls my whole life
So get your own fuckin’ pool if you have a problem with it
Don't take away my happiness in life

I'm so free
I can leave anything where I please
"Corey put that away."
Uh, naah, I'm probably gonna leave it where it is
"Oh, ok!"

I'm such a good man
I can take whatever I want from anyone's hands
"Hey that's mine!"
Ah it's fine I took it so it's mine now.
But I'll be nice this time. I'll give it back it to you
What a nice guy I am for returning that other person's thing

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from Upper Class, released June 9, 2012

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