Every time I try to take a quick shit
I have to deal with fifteen minutes time
Asshole asshole can’t go fast enough
Losing my god damned mind
I was getting my fuck on
My asshole let out a righteous fart
My girlfriend vomited all over the place
She said my asshole broke her heart
Broke her heart? You son of a bitch!
Yeah my asshole is an asshole
It’s a jerk and won’t let me be
And if I had the chance
And the proper finance
I’d replace it with a brand new asshole
All the people I know
Know I’m the guy with the asshole asshole
They think I fucking smell like shit
Why can’t they see my ass is a troll
My ass is a troll.. it’s trollin’ me
My asshole is an asshole
It’s a jerk and won’t let me be
And if I had the chance
And the proper finance
I’d replace it with a brand new asshole
I’d replace it with a brand new asshole
I’d take my asshole and replace it with a brand new motherfuckin’ spankin’ new asshole
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